Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?
u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
- Mark Twain
This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.(via zuckonits)
so let me get this straight:
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
people with vaginas
what are they called again?
They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
whoop there it is
have you never heard of “what’s dead should stay dead” smh don’t try messing with the balance of the universe just buy a Bugatti and forget about your grandpa
actors who completely understand the characters they play and defend them to dumbass interviewers deserve the world and have my heart tbh.
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue