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radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

  #photo  
  #video  
sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

  #photo  
notyouraveragebum:

Halloween hit my dash like

notyouraveragebum:

Halloween hit my dash like

  #gif  
  #gif  
  #photo  

peetababy:

u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99  

  #text  

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

  #text    #omfg  
  #photo  
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

(via zuckonits)
  #text    #..holy shit..  

so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

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people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

  #text  
fstw:

have you never heard of “what’s dead should stay dead” smh don’t try messing with the balance of the universe just buy a Bugatti and forget about your grandpa

fstw:

have you never heard of “what’s dead should stay dead” smh don’t try messing with the balance of the universe just buy a Bugatti and forget about your grandpa

  #photo  

zanesjo:

actors who completely understand the characters they play and defend them to dumbass interviewers deserve the world and have my heart tbh.

  #text  
  #photo  

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

  #text